I'm not a terrible person, honest

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07/02/2014 at 09:27 • Filed to: None

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But when I read !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! today, I immediately thought of Jessie's caffeine addiction in Saved by the Bell .


DISCUSSION (18)


Kinja'd!!! Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > Jagvar
07/02/2014 at 09:28

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You got so excited?


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole
07/02/2014 at 09:29

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So...scared.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Jagvar
07/02/2014 at 09:31

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I'm pretty sure McGruff the crime dog encourages kids to go find an adult if they see a 5-Hour Energy on the ground.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Jagvar
07/02/2014 at 09:31

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Pure caffeine? Really? Jeez, kids, just smoke dope.


Kinja'd!!! RacecaR > ttyymmnn
07/02/2014 at 09:36

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Except for that would be the opposite of the OMG EXTREME BRAH feeling that the kids now-a-days are looking for.


Kinja'd!!! Diesel > Jagvar
07/02/2014 at 09:37

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She ruined our childhoods when she played a stripper.


Kinja'd!!! Imirrelephant > Diesel
07/02/2014 at 09:39

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Innocence is overrated...


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > Diesel
07/02/2014 at 09:42

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Hey, she ruined nothing.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > RacecaR
07/02/2014 at 09:42

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I know, and that sucks. I will admit that I smoked a lot of pot in high school and early college. But I never saw the allure of being jacked up. Of course, we didn't have RED BULL EXTREME BLAH OMG AWESOME EXTREME ALL THE THINGS when I was younger. I always drank coffee, and one day in college I decided (for some reason) to get wired on coffee. So I drank coffee all day long, got tweaky, and never did it again. But pure caffeine? Kids are stupid. I know, because I used to be one.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Jagvar
07/02/2014 at 09:45

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I had an extreme caffeine addiction at one point. I pretty much ran on Excedrin, 200mg caffeine pills(nodoz), and the occasional l monster, or Red Bull. At one point I even started popping and snorting diet/energy pills.

Then I got fired from my third shift job at Mcdonald's for doing whip its out of the Cool Whip cans, and slept for about three days. Teenage me was a fuggin idiot.


Kinja'd!!! RacecaR > ttyymmnn
07/02/2014 at 09:46

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I grew up drinking old school jolt cola (only when my older brothers were watching me, my parents had more sense than to let a kid drink that shit), not that energy drink BS that came out later. I remember being up all night and being jittery. Then I was diagnosed with high blood pressure in my teens...not sure if they were related or not....

But yeah, kids are dumb, for sure.


Kinja'd!!! Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
07/02/2014 at 09:47

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That's one of the more unusual stories I've heard recently...


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > RacecaR
07/02/2014 at 09:55

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Very possibly related, if you drank it often. I had a friend back in those days who was diagnosed ADD and had a prescription for Dexedrine. The stuff was amazing. You could take one of those, drink all night, and never fall asleep. Not what we ever did that..... I had one that I hoarded and kept until the right moment, which came when I had to write and type (yes, type) an English paper on Harold Pinter in one night. The all-nighter was a breeze, and I got it done. Not that I would recommend that to anybody. Those things are highly addictive when misused.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
07/02/2014 at 09:57

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Yeah going to college and working third,10pm-6,7am) shift is a bad idea. Especially when you still want to go out and party, skate, and play video games.


Kinja'd!!! RacecaR > ttyymmnn
07/02/2014 at 10:00

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I don't think I drank them that often, but who knows. I have a bad heart and kidney too, but was probably born with those.

But yeah, since that diagnoses about 20 years ago, I really should not drink any caffeine. I do still, from time to time. But if I have too much, it wipes me out, because it pushes my BP to high. So if I need it to stay awake through the night, or late, I drink a little bit of soda for lunch, then that is it. Too much more and I'll crash around dinner time.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > RacecaR
07/02/2014 at 10:02

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I'm managing my BP, and I love coffee. What I do is buy a big bag of Colombian coffee beans and the same sized bag of Colombian decaf and mix the two together. That way, every cup I drink is half-caf, and it tastes great.


Kinja'd!!! Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
07/02/2014 at 11:06

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Yeah that's why I'm staying a jobless bum while I'm in education.


Kinja'd!!! Simplify, then add beer > Diesel
07/02/2014 at 19:52

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Yeah...ruined...

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